Guy: hey cutie.
Abeke: bibbity bobbity bo back the fuck up.
~~~
Rollan: you're cute when you're angry.
Meilin: well I'm about to get pretty fricking cute.
~~~
Devin: if I kiss you will you shut up.
Rache: if I punch you will you shut up.
~~~
Abeke: I'm going to do a backflip off this cliff.
Conor: Abeke no.
Meilin: Abeke no.
Rollan: Abeke no.
Olvan: Abeke no.
Lenori: Abeke no.
Basically everyone: Abeke no.
Abeke: Abeke yes.
~~~
Devin: I think-
Karmo: well, that's new.
~~~
Rache: your crocodile is fat and ugly.
Shane: rude.
~~~
Devin: Okay so I talked to the guy downstairs and - WHAT THE HELL.
Rache: he scared me.
Devin: so you stabbed him?
Rache: he tripped and fell on my knife.
Devin: ten times?
Rache: yes.
~~~
Rollan: did you know you sleep like a princess?
Meilin: really? Which one?
Rollan: sleeping beauty beCAUSE YOU NEVER WAKE UP.
~~~
Conor: fight me.
Abeke *quietly from behind conor*: touch my cinnamon roll and I'll kill you.
~~~
Rache: fu-cock nuggets.
Devin: what?
Rache: well you see I was about to say fucknuggets, but then I remembered that Dawson's in the room.
Devin: so you replaced fucknuggets with cocknuggets.
Rache: yes.
Devin: and that's better how?
~~~
Rache: everyone needs to meet in the battle room now.
Lei: wait, what, why?
Rache: we're all going to die. *leaves*
Lei: HEY YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT.
~~~
Olvan: a new evil is rising and-
Meilin: nope. Nope. We just fought like two wars with less then a year of relaxation, can evil just go back to sleep for the next hundred years.
Abeke: okay, but seriously this is ridiculous.
Rollan: can you not.
Conor: *just screaming in the distance*
~~~
Conqueror: I will fight with my last breath.
Meilin: okay, I hope your ready to stop breathing.
~~~
Conor: did you know that you're terrifying?
Abeke: thank-you and yes.
~~~
Gerathon: if you ever step out of line again I will kill you.
Rache: honestly I stopped caring a long time ago.
~or~
Rache: okay, BUT what if you just go fuck yourself instead.
~~~
Shane: so, do you want to go on a date.
Abeke: sorry, I'm not into boys.
Rache: I CALLED IT.
Abeke: I'm into men.
Shane: okay, ouch.
Rache: FUCK.
~~~
And a slightly sad but happy conversation.
Worthy: Look you don't know me. I'm a screw up, my destiny doesn't exist-
Rache: you're destiny does exists. It just got delayed.
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One-shits: Spirit Animals (Memes, Theories And More)
AléatoireAll my AUs have been deleted and moved to my AU book. All one-shots are being deleted and moved to my one-shot book. This book will now contain only headcannons, theories and memes.
