Faith Is Unavailable: Chapter 6

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Okay, seriously... Dx I want just one comment, okay? I kinda feel like no one likes this story if no one comments... Anyways, enjoy. Also, for some reason, the font is green, and I keep trying to change it, but it isn't working. =/

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Kobra sprinted outside.

“Oh. The laser’s bullet only nicked the side of my leg,” Jet Star shrugged.

“Sit down,” Fun Ghoul ordered. Jet sighed and sat down in a booth. Kobra Kid returned, carrying the First Aid kit.

“Okay, I know this sounds really weird…But take your pants off,” Party pointed at Jet Star.

Jet Star gave him a weird look. “You’re going to have to,” Fun Ghoul added, “So I can fully patch up the wound.”

“Um.. I don’t feel that’s necessary….” Jet started.

“Why? Are you not wearing underwear?” Kobra laughed.

“Nope,” Jet Star answered. I immediately left the room after that. “I’M WEARING BOXERS!” Jet yelled after me. I decided to just wait outside, though. I had no want or need to see Jet Star’s boxers… Plus, someone had to keep watch.

A few minutes later, the guys burst out the front door.

“What’s going on?” I asked in confusion.

“We’ve got to go. We can’t sleep here. They knew where we were at,” Fun Ghoul explained, “And we don‘t wanna run into any more of ‘em. Especially A S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W.” I nodded and we all got into the Trans-Am.

Party floored the gas, and we lurched forward at full speed yet again. Jet Star was in the front passenger seat, and I was squished in between Kobra and Ghoul. I yawned, and tried to prevent my eyelids from closing. It was about one in the morning.

Pretty soon, though, I was drifting in and out of consciousness. Then I felt a heavy weight on my right shoulder. Kobra Kid fell asleep, and he was squashing me. I shoved him over by the window and leaned him up against it. I drifted in and out of reality some more before finally passing out.

~4 Hour Time Skip.~

I awoke to a slightly annoying, very familiar voice. “Fun Ghoul. Kobra Kid. …And what‘s her name.. Uh.. Massacre Maze! Get up, c’mon.” My eyes shot open. I whipped out my ray gun and pointed it in the general direction of the voice. My eyes adjusted to the darkness. It was just Show Pony. I lowered my weapon and yawned. I was tired.

Fun Ghoul stirred beside me and then sat up, his black hair was everywhere. I smiled ever so slightly at his appearance.

Show Pony spun around outside of the car on his roller skates. “Where are we?” I asked, “Where’s Party and Jet?”

“They’re inside,” Show Pony answered, “And you’re at Doctor D’s illegal radio station headquarters.”

Fun Ghoul groaned. “What time is it?”

“About five in the morning,” Show Pony grinned.

Fun Ghoul got out of the car and stretched his arms. I followed. Kobra Kid was still fast asleep. Ghoul and I both looked at each other at the same time. We grinned.

“On three,” Fun said, “One…Two…Three!”

“HEY GET UP!” we both screamed in unison. Kobra Kid fell out of the seat onto the floorboard and scrambled out of the car. Fun Ghoul and I started cracking up. Kobra gave us a death glare and leapt at us.

“Run!” Ghoul yelled. I sprinted straight ahead. It was pitch black, I couldn’t see anything at all! I looked over my shoulder, turned my head back around to face forward, and -WHAM! I ran right into something metal. I fell backwards onto my back. I heard fast approaching footsteps, and I opened my mouth to warn whoever it was, but they ran into the metal wall, too. I squinted and could make out Kobra’s blond hair.

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