Will calls Nico all the time, sometimes even if they saw each other less than ten minutes ago. Nico eventually got tired of it and started answering the phone in weird ways. Here are a few of their conversations.
Number One:
"Hey, Nico!"
"Jim's whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe!"
"Oh, uh, sorry. Wrong number."
Number Two:
"Neeks, you won't believe who I accidentally called!"
"Nashville sperm bank. You squeeze it, we freeze it. How may we help you?"
"Darn it! What's with me and the wrong numbers?"
Number Three:
"Nic-"
"Henderson's Morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, Eight Ball speaking."
"Never mind."
Number Four:
"Okay, I got the number right this time, I just know it!"
"Texas Crematorium, you kill 'em, we grill 'em. How can I direct your call?"
"Nico, are you doing this on purpose?"
"I have no idea who this 'Nico' is."
"Nico."
". . . Maybe."
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Solangelo Oneshots
FanfictionThis is exactly what the title says. Most oneshots will be fluffy as I seem incapable of writing anything sad.
