Nico sat down at a table at the back of the coffee shop he had been coming to for about two months. He pulled out his notebook and pencil, setting them next to his cup. The notebook was filled with a list of all the things the barista had written on his cup. The brown eyed boy glanced over at the front counter. The barista was handing a woman her cup with a big smile. Nico chuckled.
"I wonder what he wrote on her cup," he thought. "Just her name, or a terrible pick up line like on mine?"
He opened the notebook and read a few of the lines.
Day 6:
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
Day 10:
Do you drink milk? It sure made your body good.
Day 13:
If I had to rate you 1 to 10, I'd rate you as a 9, because I'm the one you're missing.
Day 17:
I lost my teddy bear, would you sleep with me instead?
Day 21:
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to my prayers.
Day 29:
I feel like a car because I can't stop myself from accelerating over to you.
Day 35:
Your daddy must be a drug dealer, 'cause you're dope.
Day 40:
Is your name Google? Because you're the answer to everything I'm searching for.
Day 52:
Charmanders are red, Mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
Day 58:
You better have a license, 'cause you're driving me crazy.
Nico shook his head. They were so bad. He reached for his cup and turned it to see what was written. This time, it wasn't a pick up line.
It was a phone number.
Nico smiled and typed it into his phone. He saved the new contact as That One Guy, picked up his cup, and got up. He went over to the front counter, and stopped in front of the barista. "You know, Will, you could just ask me out," he said before walking out.
Will stared after him with a stupid grin on his face. A message popped up on his phone a few minutes later. It said: Pick me up outside the cafe at seven. You pick where we go.
The blonde did a little happy dance, and stopped when a new customer cleared his throat. "Sorry," Will said sheepishly, then went back to work, wishing time would go by faster.
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Hope you liked it! I dare you to use one of these pick up lines on someone.
Stay sparkling, my friends!
-Star
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FanfictionThis is exactly what the title says. Most oneshots will be fluffy as I seem incapable of writing anything sad.
