Italic- Lucy Harper
Bold- Mark Yeager
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" Hello! Welcome to Mur-"
"....."
"Are you going to talk"
" YOU CANT JUST HANG UP ON ME JUST LIKE THAT!"
" Oh you're still alive"
"How dare you say your name is James Bond, you're not worthy to receive such a name"
" And you're not worthy to talk to"
" Touché"
"Ok heres the deal, Ill tell you my name after you tell me yours"
" Okay-Ahem- Hi! My name is Mark Yeager Your local downtown Good looking and hunky guy"
" I think you mean -Ahem- egotistical pervert-Ahem-"
" You know you wound me WhateverYourNameIs....right here, in my heart"
" Hey mark I got a joke for yah!"
" Is that how you say sorry to me make a joke after hurting my feelings!"
" yeah, yeah whatever....... Hey mark isn't your last name a song by maroon 5 "
" What?"
" Its Moves like Yeager! Get it!"
" Oh God"
" Hey mark you know the first time you called me, you seemed very Yeager to talk to me!"
"........"
"Mark.....you still there?"
"......."
"Where did Yea-Ger!"
"PLEASE STOP!"
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I would say if you're a fan of puns, this chapter is really for you!
Wait, too cheesy? Oh, Im just gonna go....with my puns.
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Murder Hotline
Teen Fiction[Highest Ranks: #1 in hotline, and #11 in Short story] "Do you really want to know my name" " Yes tell me" " DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?" "YESS" " YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW!" " YESS TELL ME GODDAMMIT!" " MY NAME IS..." " WHAT?" "...
