Italic- Lucy Harper
Bold- Mark Yeager
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" Mark?"
" Yeah?"
" CODE RED! CODE RED! I REPEAT IM IN NEED OF HELP!"
" Woah what happened and why do you need my awesome skills?"
" Im at an ice cream shop. You see theres this weird guy which I think is 18, who keeps talking to me...mostly about soccer games and he's been staring at me for like a while now and Im really creeped out. I tried to leave but I can't.he's buying ice cream right now.What do I do?!"
" Lucy, the one who works at a murdering company, the one who humiliated Shawn and uses sarcasm as defense asks for help because a weird guy is staring"
" I DONT FUNCTION WELL WHEN IM UNCOMFORTABLE ESPECIALLY RIGHT NOW!"
" Why did he even talk to you in the first place*chuckles*"
" A friend dared me to flirt with a guy to get free ice cream but I didn't thought my charm would really get to him but of course it's me. I should have known My beauty is alluring, so here we are now talking about soccer which I do not care about."
"......."
" STOP LAUGHING, I THOUGHT YOU WERE IN MY SIDE!"
"Where's your boyfriend? why don't you ask him for help to pick you up"
" HE ISN'T ANSWERING MY PHONE CALLS!"
" Calm down hot shot, Im going to send Shawn to you, so he could bale you out. Just tell me the name of the shop"
" Sweet delights"
" Okay Im on it"
" Oh god, he even talked about the time his cat got diarrhea"
" Talk about Harry Potter to change to subject"
" I DID AND HE SAID HARRY POTTER IS SHIT AND IS FOR LITTLE KIDS!"
" OH NO HE DIDN'T, WHAT A MONSTER!"
" I know right, He won umbridge of the year award. Muggles"
" There must be something ron with him"
" Ha--grid"
" Shawn's going to be there in 5 minutes"
" Thanks for the help, I really appreciate it. I love you for this"
"Anytime, I..uhm..Love you too"
" So Ill just wait for Shawn?"
" Yeah he'll be right over"
" Thanks again"
"Sure thing, I'll always be here"
"We having a Harry Potter moment here? Always?"
"Always"
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Harry Pottah PUNSSS
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