You're as hot as Jace after he got stabbed by Glorious.
Jace: So, you mean to say I wasn't hot before I got stabbed by Glorious?
Me: Uh, that's not what I . . . It's a pickup line, Jace! *mumbles* Not that you'd know what that is.
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Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines
FanfictionEver wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand? Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl? Viola! You've come to the right place! Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide t...
