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Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines

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Ever wanted to insult mundanes in a "language" they won't understand? Ever wanted to charm the wits off a Mortal Instruments fangirl? Viola! You've come to the right place! Learn to flirt and insult like a Shadowhunter, with your ultimate guide t...

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Pickup line #18

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by Lila_Wayne

by Lila_Wayne

Is that a stele in your pants pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
*chokes* By the Angel-!