Pickup line #15

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I used to think Jace was the most handsome person on earth. And then I met you.

PS: Just kidding. We all know, it's impossible to find someone more attractive than Jace.
Will: *clears throat* Excuse me, bitch?
Me: Alright. You do have a point in there.
Will: A point?! Just a point? Gurl, do you know how many fangirls all around the world are in love with me?
Jace: Er, I think you mean me.
Will: Hey, screw you Jace! We all know I'm the hotter one!
Jace: Dude, I am *the* hottest Shadowhunter on Earth. Literally. Like, I-have-heavenly-fire-in-my-veins hot.
Jace: You're not even alive, anyway!
Me: *gasps* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Will: Whatever.
Will: At least, I got laid by Book 3
Jace: . . .
Will: That seems to have shut him up. *smirks*
Me: By the Angel, how long are you gonna play that card, Will?

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