If I were Alec Lightwood, I'd bake a pie for you.
(Coz lowkey I am your bitch!)
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Shadowhunter-Inspired Comebacks and Pickup Lines
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Pickup line #10
If I were Alec Lightwood, I'd bake a pie for you.
(Coz lowkey I am your bitch!)
