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Belarus: When I had to walk through a crowd, I'd always try to appear as feminine and disarming as possible.

America: You wore a bikini, made of whipped cream?

Belarus: No. I'd carry a baby.

*confused looks*

Belarus: A plastic one, of course. I was born without a maternal instinct.

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