Things I've said when tired.
America: The government is full of lies and we should... I don't know, don't do drugs kids.
Canada: Maybe if- if- *yawn* what was I saying?
England: SHUT UP AND STOP WATCHING MLP NAAAMME! I WILL KICK YOUR BUTT.
France: I have some heavy baggage. Emotional and like- bags under your eyes.
China: You know- since there's mother earth and she takes care of us why is there father time? He tries to kill us! Hasn't gotten me though... is it because of Kronos? Dammit Kronos.
Germany: *Is awake doing household chores. Collapses onto the rug in the hallway. Was only that tired because stayed up yesterday doing homework.*
Prussia: *looks at clock* 3 am? *scoffs and goes back to YouTube.*
Italy: *Drags self into the top bunk and screams into pillow because the shadow are too scary*
Romano: *Goes into the kitchen at 2 am, open fridge and slowly eats pasta for an hour*
Russia: *Stumbles around and grunts*
Japan: *Speaking a foreign language in sleep and rolling around. Looks possessed*
Hungary: If someone else keeps me up I can and will, kill them.
Belarus: *Sits up and mumbles about taxes*
Ukraine: *Is babysitting siblings and falls asleep, wanders around the house once or twice and goes to sleep sitting upright on couch*
Austria: *delirious singing*
Expo: If the grammar sucks it's cause it's roughly 1 am and I am using this to sleep. Without autocorrect, this wouldn't be readable (Is that a word?). Good night Y'all I love you.
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