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Stupid things I've done.

England: *Was babysitting and accidentally swore around small children.*

France: *Was walking and walked into a wall because I was distracted by my reflection.*

China: *Was cooking. Light a knife on fire.*

Japan: *Pretending to be a Ninja. Accidentally stabbed myself with a pencil.*

Canada: *Was talking and to check if they were listening, told them a scary story. They didn't notice.*

America: *Was supposed to put away a broken frame to recycling. Decided to put in trash. It wouldn't fit so I slammed it against a wall and cut open my finger.*

Russia: *Fiddling with knife and cooing at how pretty it was whenever I see anyone vaguely threatening.*

Germany: *Was screaming and randomly switched to German curse words.

Italy: *Waiting in line for food singing about how much they want pasta and freaking out the general area*

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