Heta-Humor

Just your Problem

Have this abomination cause I'm in the mood to write feelsy bull crap. I've also decided it's going to be a songfic cause why the hell not? The song is from Adventure Time cause I like this song so... Enjoy? (And yes it's america again. sorry.)

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"Come on Mister Hero, get off your throne and help us!"

"He probably won't, He's too busy being trying to comprehending the sentences on the paper in front of him."

"Illiterate, lazy bum."

Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess,

America was done. Completely and absolutely done. Seriously what was their problem? Well they can just shove it cause he was done being the world police. Done. He wasn't going to listen to them.

Is that what you want me to do?

He tried so hard, so damn hard to help. He may have been disrespectful at times but... Did that warrant the constant assault? Do they want him to bend over at their whim? They knew if he did they would probably be dead right? So why him?

Sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect,

Like all your little loyal subjects do.

When they were world powers they made mistakes! They messed up too! And when he needs help no one comes! But when they need it he absolutely has to help them.

Sorry I'm not made of sugar,

Am I not sweet enough for you?

Did they want an angel who would never question, or a cop who would crack down? ...Both? Couldn't he be who he wanted to? Why won't they like him for who he is?

Is that why you always avoid me?

Is that why they always insult him at every turn? Is that why they never listen? Or at least acknowledge his opinion? Because they wanted someone else?

That must be such an inconvenience for you.

Well he was so sorry, he wasn't what they wanted.

Well, I'm just your problem.

I'm just your problem.

Maybe they would realize he was a product of the world. He learned everything from them. He thought they would appreciate him gaining their traits but...

It's like I'm not even a person, am I?

He was just like them! He was a human as they were, maybe even more... but like them he wasn't. He was a nation, an immortal who was approaching 500 and looks 19. Strange to both nations and humans too human to be taken seriously but not even close to one... not remotely.

I'm just your problem.

Maybe he should just... he didn't know how to fix this.

Well, I shouldn't have to justify what I do.

Maybe he had nothing he needed to fix? Maybe they were the ones who needed to fix their opinions?

I shouldn't have to prove anything to you.

It wasn't fair that he had to be the "Hero" all the time. Even he needed a break!

I'm sorry that I exist.

I forget what landed me on your blacklist.

Why should he be damned for them? Why should he be hurt for them? Why should he bleed for those who hate him?

But I shouldn't have to be the one that makes up with you.

They should be apologizing to him, not the reverse!

So, why do I want to? Why do I want to?

To... bury you in the ground... and drink the blood from your... UGH!

Maybe he should... He had to be the Hero of course...

Put on your smile Alfred... "Of course I'll help dude! I'm the HERO!"

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sorry it's such a mess. I feel like it's to scatter-brained but it's here. And I found a way to get around the ban so HA! Send any requests you got I'd be happy to oblige!