ESP: HI MATTIE! Hi Matt!! *Hugs both tightly* So for your birthday I got a bunch of the nations to sing Canadian Please for you!
Matthew: You kidnapped them didn't you.
Matt: Knowing her she probably did...
ESP: Most of them! Enjoy the show!
(1p! and 2p! America, France, Cuba, England, and Prussia walk in dressed as Mounties)
[America:]
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in the winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world Monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas
[Prussia:]
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
[Cuba]
Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
[France:]
Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a duex langues officielles
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la
[England:]
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees?
Yeah, I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
[2p! America]
And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you're Can
[2p! France:]
Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
[2p! Cuba:]
So you're thinking to yourself
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well, I've got some steps for you to follow
Step 1: Lose the gun
Step 2: Buy a canoe
Step 3: Live multiculturally
Step 4: You're ready, there is no more!
[2p! Prussia:]
We got beavers, caribou, and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron
[2p! England:]
Brits have got the monarchy
The U.S. has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
[ESP jumps in dressed as a Mountie:]
The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian
In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
[All while smiling {except for 2p France but that's to be expected}:]
But I know that you wanna be Canadian!
All: HAPPY CANADA DAY!
America: Now let's go out for Pancakes!
HAPPY CANADA DAY TO EVERYONE! I know I've ignored everyone else's birthday but Canada and America get special treatment cause they're my favorites. I'm not Ashamed to admit it.
YOU ARE READING
Heta-Humor
FanfictionI'll be taking requests. This is mainly Humor and maybe family fluff. Unrelated to my other stories. Read Inside for rules.
