Howdy Doody Y'all its time for....
Dumb shit I've said part a million:
America:
I guess I'm an organ donor now, cause like I'm not using them if i die.
Canada:
I mean I look kinda like hobo but also I'm wearing a nicer hoodie than normal and decent leggings.
England:
I’m not practically perfect in any way
France:
(To baby Canada:)okay so basically a sugar daddy is,
C: A dad?
F: it's a older man/woman(sugar momma) that pays for a younger person to be their... hoe? i guess? date mate??? said sugar momma/daddy will pay for pretty much anything for them.
C: Oh...
China:
i owe you my life even if you destroyed it with all of your time fuckery
Russia:
if he just keeps hurling children at them maybe he can win
Germany:
HELP ME IM HAVING GAY CRISISES EVERY TWO SECONDS.
Italy:
I'm my own worst enemy! I'm my own worst enemy! Everything sucks and I'm my own worst enemy!
Japan:
something is definitely wrong
(Bonus Quotes:
lets play spot the gay
is it the kid who screamed gay pride in class during the letters game?
You got it right! I'm an embarrassment to my family!)
hope you guys enjoyed! i have a lot more to share considering I'm dumb as shit and have more to give y'all.
Goodbowdy!
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