Things I've said.
Italy: I'M GOING TO EAT ALL THE PASTA JUST WATCH ME.
France: No I don't need makeup I'm already gorgeous.
England: HARRY POTTER IS AMAZING AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE.
Germany: That puppy is so cute. I want a billion of them by tomorrow.
Japan: I don't like leaving me room for anything but food and Wi-Fi.
China: Did you just... I'm going to kick you in the face.
Canada: *politely* Can I fight your daughter Mrs.___?
America: I am beauty, I am grace, I am Ms. United States, you have called me a disgrace, you get a punch to the face.
Prussia: FIGHT ME YOU IGNORANT PIECE OF CRAP. I KNOW YOU'RE LYING! FIIIGHHHTTT MMEEEEEEEEE!
Spain: You know why John Laurens is my favorite Hamilton character today? He likes turtles.
Romano: I'll fight you! (Friend: You know you'll lose right?) Shush you, I know.
Russia: *hugs them and whispers* Piss me off again and you will not have a head anymore.
Belarus: Do you like my knife? It's so pretty.
Ukraine: *Sobbing while eating cake*
Hungary: THE PATRIARCHY CAN GO TO HELL. I'LL SEND IT THERE.
Austria: *Hears a scream* I'm ignoring that.
Seychelles: Ooohhh that's so pretty! *softly petting a dress*
That's all for now folks!
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