Text messages between Tom and Tord

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Tom: Hey Fuck Face

Tord: What Bowling Apple

Tom: guess what

Tord: *sigh* what Tom

Tom: Dick chz

Tord: WTF are you drunk again you eyeless bitch

Tom: Maaaayyybbbeeeee

Tord: You know what could happen when ur drunk Tom

Tom: Don't care bitch

Tord: go to bed Tom

Tom: never bitch

Tord: yes you will

Tom: fuck you

Tord: fuck you

Tom: fuck you

Tord: fuck you

Tom: fuck you

Tord: fuck you

Tom: fuck me

Tord: fuck you?

Tom: fuck me

Tord:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)




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