Authors note 2?

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*just randomly scrolling some texts*
*sees that the story has reached over 500 reads*
*chokes on food*
Wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff!
I love you all for this, this is the best thing of all good things that ever will happen,and today I am officially 2 months old on wattpad.
I'm such a baby lmao.
I'm laughing, I'm crying, it feels like I'm dying.
Here,I'll tell you some facts about me.
1. I'm a repressed emo
2. I'm such bts trash that I listen to bts songs while being in a trash can.
3. J-hope,suga and rap monster are my 3 daddies.
4. I'm chronically depressed but on recovery.
5. My hair is long and heavy AF.
6. I act like L.lawliet from death note.
7. I'm a type of scholar in my class.
8. I look creepy AF .
9. I have a good memory,and EXCELLENT observing skills.
10. I have an answer for everything.
11. I have a scar on my hand which was from a failed suicide attempt.
12.I have a sort of fringe which is a section of hair I'd cut and styled myself
13. I sometimes act like I just buried a dead body and looking for witnesses to kill.
14. I'm mentally 24 years old even though I'm 13.
15. I creep up on people.
16. I have a dirty mind
17. Extraordinary grammar
18. Far more greater knowledge about cuss words.
19. My shoulders are angular AF even tho I'm a girl.
20. I have a lean,masculine build.
21. I love formal shirts and skinny jeans.
Yup,you have the right to call the police if you want to,but that is a worry for an another day.
So,thank you all for this wonder full gift.
*starts sobbing*

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