Technically not NDRV3 but I DO WHAT I WANT --- no spoilers lmao
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My eyes slowly drifted open, fixating themselves on the dark ceiling. I craned my neck and checked the clock, a quiet groan escaping my lips. It was 3 in the morning, and I was hopelessly awake-- there was no chance I could drift back to sleep. I sat up in my bed, a loud grumble suddenly coming from my stomach. I instinctively headed towards the cafeteria, ignoring the eerie atmosphere of the empty halls in my pursuit to fill my stomach.
"Upupupu!" A familiar voice chuckled, causing my hairs to stand up on end. I froze in place as an unfamiliar person suddenly appeared before me.
"Ha---?" I exclaimed in shock, my eyes meeting those of the person in front of me. It was a lot to process, but due to the face that half of his outfit and hair was white and the other half was black, I was able to conclude I was actually familiar with the person in front of me. "M-Monokuma?!"
"Upupupu! Surprised, aren't ya?" The boy chuckled, placing his hands on his hips. "Well, what's got your tongue? You taken aback by how sexy I am as a human. Though, I quite prefer my bear form, of course-"
"You're a fucking human?!" I shouted in disbelief. He frowned at me, playing with one of the white strands of his hair.
"Well, yeah. Did you honestly think that such a smart and dashing bear could exist on its own? I control it!" He chuckled deviously. "You can't say a word about this to the others, though. Or else-"
"Why not? This is, like, the freakiest thing to happen to me since you trapped me here," I growled.
"Well, I didn't want it to come to this," he mumbled in annoyance. "You do realize what time it is, don't you? 3:25 am! Technically, you're breaking your headmaster's rules! You wouldn't want me to punish you, now would you. Well, you probably would enjoy it anyways-"
"do you ever stop talking?" I cut him off bluntly.
"No!" He chorused. "You got a problem with it? If so, I can lock you in my dungeon... you'll be all alone, but if you're lucky I'll pay you a visit, if you know what I me-"
I let out a loud sigh, startling the boy enough to make him stop. "You're killing me! Can I just go get some fruit or something?"
"Fi-ne!" He hissed in annoyance. "I don't know if you're tired, but you're acting bitchier than usual!"
"What?!" I yelled, my hand balling up into a fist. I swung at him, though he suddenly caught my punch in his hand. A small devious smirk curled up on his lips as I stood there, completely dumbfounded.
"Violence against the headmaster is prohibited, don't you know?" Monokuma laughed."hm... I wonder how to punish you..."
I freed my fist from his grasp, heading towards the kitchen. As I was walking, I suddenly was stopped by something getting directly in my way. After taking a few moments to process, I realized that Monokuma's head was square in the center of my chest.
"What the fuck?!" I yelled, pushing his head off of it. "You disgusting perv... I'm no furry!"
"Upupupupu! Surprised you there, didn't I?" Monokuma exclaimed in delight. "Seeing you angry... has gotten me all hot and heavy..."
"There's only so much of you I can take," I snapped as I made my beeline for the kitchen. As I collected an apple from the massive crate within, I was suddenly stopped by the disturbing bear-human again.
"You know, back in the day, I would pump rule breakers fulla spears," Monokuma jibed. "But, I'm feeling nice tonight. How's bout you repay me?"
"No," I stated bluntly.
He smirked evilly, his red eye gleaming. "'No', you say? You don't get to say no to me. Unless, of course, you'd prefer to get speared up!"
I shook my head suddenly. "Fine. What the hell do you want? I'm not gonna beg you for forgiveness, no matter how much you'd enjoy it."
"Alright... then, how's bout you give me a kiss?"
My eyes narrowed in shock, slightly taken aback by his words. I wasn't about to give my first kiss to some scummy, ridiculous looking bear-person! "Anything but that, really..."
"Spears, even?" He laughed, folding his arms.
"No! Crap! Ugh!" I shouted with short breaths. I suddenly looked to the ground in defeat, realizing I had no other choice. "I give up..."
The boy let out his infamous laugh as he drew closer to me, his cold fingers snaking under my chin. I let him lift my face up as I stared blankly into his mismatched eyes. I began to feel strange, as if I was sick to my stomach. His eyelids lowered as he slowly moved his face closer to mine.
I shut my eyes, feeling his lips press against mine. My heart raced as he continued to kiss me, and I made an effort to kiss him back. I felt him snake his arms around me, pressing his body up against mine. It felt like an eternity before he pulled away from me, his cheeks red as we stared into each other's eyes.
"Upupupu... not only did I steal your memories, but I also stole your first kiss..." he murmured in a low voice.
"You're an asshole." I retorted.
"Correction. I'm an asshole who stole your first kiss."
"Fucker," I hissed under my breath. Suddenly, I felt my heart again, and I came to a strange conclusion. "Do it again."
"If you say so," he laughed, drawing closer to me again. Just before he kissed me, another statement escaped his lips.
"Now I'm an asshole who's stolen both your first and second kiss. And soon, I'll steal your heart."
"Cheesy. I like it."
"Glad you do. Now, shut up and let me kiss you."
