In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog
In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday
In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go bed without first having a bath
In Montana, it's illegal to tear a phone book in half
In Kentucky, it's illegal to paint your lawn red
In Michigan, it's illegal to chain an alligator to a fire hydrant
In Victoria, Australia, you need a licensed electrician to change a light bulb
In North Carolina, it's illegal to swear in front of dead people
In Arizona, hunting camels is against the law
In Oklahoma, it's against the law to have a sleeping donkey in your bathtub after 7 P.M.
In California, it's illegal to keep a child from playing in puddles of water
In Texas, it's illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel
