Funny Moments for Hijabis

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Aslam o Alakium! I want to talk to you all about those funny hijab moments everyone has. Please vote, comment and share with your friends.

🌀 For cooking class or gym etc:

Teacher: "Absolutely no Earrings, necklaces, legging. SCARVES...
Everyone: (turns to look at you 👀) "Are you going to wear that when you're cooking?" "Are you going to wear that for gym?" (Everyone, even the teacher looks at you for the answer.)
Me: "Yeah I am why wouldn't I?" (Awkward silence)

🌀 Those times that your hijab gets caught on a door, cupboard, someone's bag, etc:

Me: (casually talking with someone)
Them: "Bye have a good day!"
Me: Wow we had such a great conversation (Tries to move away and realizes my Hijab has been stuck somewhere the whole time.)

🌀 When people that haven't seen your hair talk about hair

Person 1: My hair is so knotty it's not even silky                                                                                            Person 2: Should I put my hair in a ponytail?                                                                                                        You: My hair...😶😜😂

🌀 When people make an isis joke/reference

Person 1: There's those nasty sandwiches for lunch again                                                                           Person 2: Bruh I'd rather join isis                                                                                                                          (Awkward silence)

🌀  When people ask if your christian/ what you got for christmas                                                           LMHO those get me everytime 😂

🌀  When people who HAVE seen your hair complain and whine about you wearing it                Person 1: Dude you didn't wear that in 5th grade.                                                                                               Me: I know! it's been 3 years get over it

🌀  When people knock into your bun? Like what are you supposed to do in that situation? When they apologize it get's even more awkward.

🌀 When your friend jokes about what you hide in your hijab. (Not talking about bombs LOL those aren't welcome here.) Props to Alison from OITNB!

Uh that's it for now i didn't update in a whileeeeee and i'm sorry. But ramadan coming up and y'all know what that means 😏😉 Jummah mubarak everyone! (Happy friday) or whenever you see this. Love y'all and see ya! Salam!

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