Funny Pickup Lines #2

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I am back with the hilarious pickup lines!!! Hope you enjoy it!

1. Can your feet be my child's Heaven?

2. Allah has created everyone in pairs. So what are you doing single?

3. You remind me of the Kabaa. I can walk around you all day long.

4. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

5. I'm not staring....I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

6. Someone needs to chop off your right hand... because you stole my heart.

7. It must be Laylatul Qadr, because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're so halal. Can I nikkah you?

9. Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.

10. You are so Haram, we need to make it Halal right now.

11. Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

A/N! Salam! This isn't the chapter I'm preparing I just thought this would satisfy all you beautiful people. Thanks so much for waiting and all the support!!😝😜💝💖

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