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     David and Sam, are lost in a desert and dying of thirst. Soon they come upon an oasis and there was a Mosque. Sam says to David, "Look a Mosque!" They quickly approach.

     Sam stops David. "I'm going to change my name to Ahmad. If we are not Muslims they will never give us food." David disagrees. "My name is David and I will not pretend to be what I am not!" "Suit yourself" Sam replied.

      They enter and the Imaam greets them. " I am Ahmad", says Sam. "And I am David." The Imaam says, " Brothers please bring food and for our dear friend David." He turns to Sam. "And for you Ahmad good luck fasting😉."

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