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darry giving Ponyboy the talk

Ponyboy was telling Sodapop how a girl in his class looks good in yellow and Darry overhead and was like WHAT

Darry: pony you're grounded

Ponyboy: why

Darry: bc you've sinned lust is for after marriage now go sit in the corner.

Sodapop: aw c'mon dar he's FOURTEEN. When you were fourteen you fingered Stacy W-

Darry: - THAT'S eNOUGH SOD A

Ponyboy: what's fingered?

Darry: it's when someone cleans someone else's boogers out of other people's nose

Ponyboy: o-oh, okay, *goes into corner

Three days later Sodapop forced Darry to give Ponyboy the talk.

Darry: Ponyboy sit down I need to talk

Ponyboy: *pauses Little Einsteins* k

Darry: *sighs* well you see when two people love each other very much, they decide to become intimate....

Ponyboy: *redder than an apple*

Darry: but that can only happen when they're forty and married

Darry: anyways, see, well uh.... After you get married to special girl or Johnny, you start to get touchy with them..

Ponyboy: uh, alright.

Darry: but if you touch them you'll die of sin hasn't church taught you nothing Ponyboy I'm done here

Sodapop: *face palming into the distance*

Two-bit: HEY OL STEVIE BOY TOLD ME YOU GOT A BONY

Two-Bit: *laughs* I should call you HORSEMAN now

Ponyboy: godDAMMIT YOU GUYS IM TIRED OF THIS TEASInG C'MON JOHNNY WE'RE RUNNING awAY

Johnny:...... White people. My mom and dad didn't even have to give me a talk I learned what it was from Friday and White Chicks