Percabeth one shots

Buzz, buzz, buzz, beep, beep, beep

Future again...😐

Annabeth
My first day as a full time architect. Today first thing was a meeting with the gods deciding what changes to make.  I woke up before Percy so I could sneak out. Every morning when I wake up (or at least try to) he grabbed my arm and whines "Stay in bed with me!"

I got to the meeting. There was a tiny human sized table set up in front of 12 giant sized thrones and not to mention the giant hearth in the center of the room. All the gods were settling down in there thrones. Athena noticed my presence. Zeus had Poseidon in a nuggy, howling of laughter. "Gentleman." Athena said softly. Neither listened to her. "GENTLEMAN!" She yelled again. The throne room went silent. Zeus let go of Poseidon. Poseidon sat straight up. Zeus slumped down in his throne turning around dangling his feet in his wife's face. She smacked him in the face. I hid my face behind my note book to keep Hera from seeing me giggle. Zeus sat up. "Don't tell me woman! I'm the king of the world!" "And I'm your wife... who has more power in this situation?" Hera asked smirking. "Fair point." Zeus said.  "So Annabeth... let's get right to business." Zeus said. "Are you free later, you maybe want to hang out or-" "Excuse me Zeus! That is my son's wife!" Poseidon shouted. "So what! He doesn't have to know! A woman being someone's wife has never stopped me!" "We can see that!" Poseidon shouted. "And since when does being married mean your stuck with one person your whole life?" Zeus asked. Athena rolled her eyes. "For your birthday we need to get you a dictionary father." She said. "Since when is the dictionary the authority on what words mean?" All the gods began to giggle at their king's stupidity. He chucked a lightning bolt at the floor. It shook the whole palace. "SILENCE!" He shouted. "Yes father is correct. Annabeth please take a seat and we will discuss the matter you are actually here for." Athena said. I pulled up the chair and sat down at the table. I set my note down neatly on the table. "Ok so first off let's start with some new statues. Apollo has requested a new one by the-" buzz, buzz, buzz. "What was that?" Athena asked. "Oh sorry. I'm getting a phone call." I said taking out my phone and answering it.

"Hello?"

"Annabeth! Where are you?" Percy's voice rung in my ears.

"I'm at a meeting on Olympus I told you that!" I said.

"Oh ok. Just making sure you're not dead." Percy said. His tone was tired and dry.

"Ok I have to go. Love you."

"Love you."

Beep, beep, beep

I turned back around to face the gods. "Sorry. Ok back to work. So as I was saying Apollo has requested a new statue by the gardens and Aphrodite wants a newer bigger one by the gates. The only problem with that is-"

Buzz, buzz, buzz

"What Percy!"

"Where is the blue waffle mix?"

"I don't know! Check the pantry!"

"There is none!"

"Can we worry about this later?"

"No! I need blue waffles!"

Silence

"Oh wait! I found it! It... it was in the pantry." Percy said.

"Can I get back to my meeting now?"

"Yeah, love you!"

Beep, beep, beep

"Anyway! The only problem with a bigger statue is if it were bigger it would cover Apollo's face. So we could move the new Apollo statue to the left and we could also remake it so it looks better. The one we have now is getting kinda old." I said. Apollo stood up. "Right! My nose fell off and nobody did anything about it!"

Buzz, buzz, buzz

"Hey Annabeth can Jason come over tonight?"

"Sure Percy."

"Cool cause he called me he's all like 'hey bro can I come over?' And I was like 'I dunno man! Let me call my wife.' And here we are!"

"That's great Percy! I'm in a meeting! I have to go!"

"Oh yeah. Love you."

"Love you."

Beep, beep, beep

"Moving on. And Poseidon has requested a pool and I think that'd be an excellent idea but the placement of it might need some adjustment. So instead of putting it on the side of the palace we clear some trees in the back yard and-"

Buzz, buzz, buzz

"Hey Annabeth!"

"What?"

"We need toilet paper. Can you bring me some?"

"PERCY! I'm in a meeting!" I repeated.

"Oh sorry. I forgot. So what would you do if your favorite bath towel hypothetically disappeared?"

"Percy, I'm. In. A. Meeting. I'll call you back!"

"Ok! Love you!"

"Love you!"

Beep,beep,beep