Percabeth one shots

Wisdom teeth

I got this idea from a friend who is also on Wattpad. PercyQuartz (just in case you were curious) she did a one shot where Annabeth got her wisdom teeth removed and I asked if it would be ok if I did something similar where Percy got his Wisdom teeth removed. And she said it was ok! So enjoy!

Annabeth
I waited in the waiting room for the procedure to be done. The doctor came out. "Annabeth Chase?" He asked. "Percy is ready to see you." He said. I nodded and followed him to Percy's room. The doctor went in first. "Percy, your girlfriend is here to take you home." The doctor announced. Percy sat up in his chair. I couldn't tell if his eyes were open or closed. Judging by his reaction they were open. "That's my girlfriend?!!" He asked the doctor. "Yeah." The doctor replied. "I did a good job! She's hot!" Percy said. The hospital staff laughed.

It took about 15 minutes for Percy to remember how to walk and at one point he started crying. "I can't walk!" He cried. "My feet are too small!" Percy complained. "No your doing fine!" I said. "Can I go home yet?" He asked. "Yeah. Do you think you can make it to the car or does the doctor have to help you?" I asked him. "No! I'm a man! I walk to the car ba maself!" Percy shouted.

We were on our way back to Sally's apartment. As we drove by Percy stared out the window. "Babe, The sun is chasen' us! I'm scared! The sun iz gonna cook us and then eat us like toast!" Percy shouted. "No Percy, the car is moving. And the sun won't eat us." I said. "I like toast. This one time I found a piece of toast in the garbage at school." "And?" "I ate it anyways." Percy said. "Eww." I said. "Don't be discriminating my toast! Toast is toast, no matter how trashy!" Percy said. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend your toast." I said. "Pull over!" Percy ordered. I didn't argue. "Ok what is it?" "Tell... tell my toast that you're sorry for hurting it's feelings." Percy said through the cotton balls in his mouth. "Where is your toast?" "It's in my belly!" "Ok! Percy's toast-" "No you have to come closer so the toast can hear you." Percy said. I inched closer to his stomach. "Toast-" Percy grabbed the back of my head and pushed it closer. "Closer!" He screamed. "Ok Percy's toast, I'm very sorry I offended you. I bet you were just as good as fresh toast." I said to Percy's stomach. "Thank you." Percy rolled his eyes. "Gods! You don't gotta be so rude to ma toast ya know!" I laughed and got back onto the road.

It was then I decided to ask Percy some questions. "Hey Percy, when we get older how many kids do you want?" I asked. "Uh I think that we should have 10 and name them all joe!" "Why joe?" I asked laughing my head off. "Because that is a respectable name!" Percy said. "Who do you like more Octavian or Luke?" I asked. Percy just sat there. "I only... I pick Jason!" Percy said.  "Are you upset that you're not Nico's type?" I asked. "No because I know that he was just jealous of my sexy body and charming personality. Even with blood in ma mouth I'm everybody's type!" Percy shouted jumping up and down in his seat.

"Are we there yet?!" Percy shouted as he gripped my hand. "Actually we're here! And look there's your mom!" Sally was out on the curb waiting for us. I parked the car and she came to the window. "Hey guys, how was the car ride back?" She asked me. "Interesting. Very interesting."