fite me

troy bolting away from this bullshit

[wake up jeff changed their name to my little brother george]

nodnerb: oh god not again

my little brother george: oink oink motherfucker

iamhalsey: okay not even i know where this is from

herd: i do

my little brother george: ayyyyyyyy

herd: how tf do you know the wiggles and not know this

herd: like the wiggles is an australian exclusive™ this isn't

iamhalsey: what is it then

herd: i disagree

fronk: wtf does that mean

herd: yes

[herd has changed their name to muddy puddles]

yeet wentz: oh jesus no

muddy puddles: yes

fronk: the apocalypse is here

[my little brother george has changed nodnerb's name to daddy]

daddy: well if you're into that

ryro: i feel betrayed

[my little brother george has changed ryro's name to mummy]

[my little brother george has changed fronk's name to dinesaur]

dinesaur: wtf

[my little brother george has changed weekely's name to suzie]

[my little brother george has changed iamhalsey's name to miss rabbit]

yeet wentz: troye istg if you change my name i'm going to deck you

[my little brother george has changed yeet wentz's name to madame gazelle]

madame gazelle: fuk off

[my little brother george has changed stumpy stump's name to mr potato]

mr potato: is anyone going to tell me what's going on

muddy puddles: no

daddy: what'd'ya mean patrick i think this is great

fronk: get your kinks out of the chat nodnerb

madame gazelle: troye what have you done

[my little brother george has changed jish on the drooms' name to ginger the goldfish]

[my little brother george has changed ukulelerapbøy's name to gøldie the gøldfish]

gøldie the gøldfish: at least my a e s t h e t i c hasn't been ruined

my little brother george: *john "the dwayne rockson" voice* you're welcome

muddy puddles: no

my little brother george: [photo of maui from moana doing finger guns™]

madame gazelle: guys i found it

my little brother george: s h i t

madame gazelle: [screenshot of a google search for "my little brother george" that shows an image of the small blue pig from peppa pig. pete's phone is on 17%]

mr potato: pete charge your phone

madame gazelle: i am

dinesaur: why is that all you're talking about when we have discovered troye and gerard's s e c r e t

daddy: because

mummy: i am very uncomfortable with nodnerb's name being daddy

daddy: that's not what you said last night

my little brother george: heyo

mummy: were on opposite sides of the country rn nodnerb you lunch bag

my little brother george: you just got pranked

my little brother george: w a i t

mr skinny legs: troye no