snowdude: i just found out that whenever dan sees a bunny they start being really cute and squishing their face and omg they're adorable i'm so queer
i want death: shut the fuck up phil
snowdude: see so cute
ukulelerapbøy: dan i finally figured out a pun
i want death: what
ukulelerapbøy: so you aren't male or female and also really like bunnies yeah?
i want death: yeah
ukulelerapbøy: well i guess you're
[ukulelerapbøy has changed i want death's name to nonbunnary]
nonbunnary: i love it bless your soul tyler
ukulelerapbøy: thank you thank you
lauren youreagay: guys
jish on the drooms: what
lauren youreagay: i love kesha that is all
iamhalsey: same
ukulelerapbøy: s a m e
[nonbunnary has named the chat kesha is a blessing]
paintbrush: yes
suffering: everyone agrees yes
stumpy stump: yep
snowdude: okay then
itz ya boy troye: im in la bitches
nonbunnary: troye do you even have a lift from the airport
itz ya boy troye: i think so ?? unless he bailed but then i can get an uber
fronk: okay try not to die troye
itz ya boy troye: yeah okay sure
rip: who's picking you up though
itz ya boy troye: a friend of mine
snowdude: oh okay
nonbunnary: okay yeah cool
rip: how do you guys know who he's talking about ???
nonbunnary: it's a youtube thing don't worry about it
paintbrush: no but who
itz ya boy troye: jesus is
suffering: what
itz ya boy troye: miles
jish on the drooms: who the heck is miles
ukulelerapbøy: wait i know him
[itz ya boy troye has added godhatesmiles to the chat]
itz ya boy troye: meet jesus everyone
godhatesmiles: my branding is very contradictory
nonbunnary: ayyyy waddup you meme loving fuck
paintbrush: *fucc
nonbunnary: shut up
godhatesmiles: nice name dan
nonbunnary: thanks, tyler came up with it
godhatesmiles: good pun tyler
ukulelerapbøy: thanks
godhatesmiles: so there's two genderqueer people in this chat
snowdude: i think so
fronk: i'm pretty sure gerard doesn't know
herd: yeah essentially so let's go with 2.5
godhatesmiles: okay there's 2.5 genderqueer people in this chat
it's ya boy troye: miles aren't you driving
godhatesmiles: no i'm waiting for your ass hurry the fuck up
itz ya boy troye: no
godhatesmiles: wait what are you disagreeing with
itz ya boy troye: yes
godhatesmiles: troye thats not how this works
ukulelerapbøy: dan
nonbunnary: what
ukulelerapbøy: [photo of a cute bunny i have a problem]
snowdude: they just made the cutest face im dead
nonbunnary: shut up
snowdude: [photo of dan doing the squishy face thing. you know the thing]
snowdude: look theyre adorable
jish on the drooms: so cute
[godhatesmiles has named the chat @dan stop]
nonbunnary: why would you do this to me
snowdude: bc i love you
nonbunnary: ,,,,,,,,,
nonbunnary: love you too
paintbrush: awwwww
nonbunnary: brendon i'll fucking deck you
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