fite me

tw0 y00t00bz

[the van has changed their name to itz ya boy troye]

[scotty's emo ass hair has changed their name to rip]

rip: thank fucking jesus

vest: like i said, please refrain from fucking jesus

ninja øne: patrick n o

[vest has changed their name to stumpy stump]

[ninja øne has reset everyone's names]

ukulelerapbøy: this would've taken way too long okay

jish on the drooms: yeah prolly

itz ya boy troye: also i'm gonna add tw0 y00t00bz

rip: what

[itz ya boy troye has added xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx and snowdude to the chat]

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: phil wtf

snowdude: heckin says you

herd: troye wtf who are these people and why is one of them a 12 year old scene kid

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: im 26 years old

snowdude: no you're not

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: okay

itz ya boy troye: oh yeah i added danyul jems hoewell and flip mikel leestr

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: excuse me troot

itz ya boy troye: you a hoe

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: tru

itz ya boy troye: one thicc bih

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: xd xd

herd: what the hecc

fronk: someone save me from this hell™

one boob two beeb: i miss being daddy

ryro: no you don't

one boob two beeb: you cant tell me what to do ryan

ryro: what

one boob two beeb: get the fuck out of my room mom

itz ya boy troye: brendon wtf

jish on the drooms: brendon stop being a brendick

one boob two beeb: ryan wants the brendick

ryro: no i dont you fucking paintbrush

[one boob two beeb has changed their name to brendick]

brendick: this is my second fav name yes

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: what's your first ????

ryro: dan no

[brendick has changed their name to daddy]

[ryro has changed their name to suffering]

daddy: much better

[rip has changed daddy's name to paintbrush]

suffering: i hate you all

snowdude: we just got here

suffering: okay i don't hate phil

xxfidgetspinnerz4lyfexx: i was going to say what about me but then i remembered my username

[xxfidgetspinners4lyfexx has changed their name to i want death]

itz ya boy troye: [regret intensifies]

i want death: i couldnt think of any nonbinary puns okay

ukulelerapbøy: i'll try n think of some hang on

i want death: thank :)))

ukulelerapbøy: welc :)))

snowdude: anyway who are you people

iamhalsey: bisexual satan

paintbrush: also bisexual satan

fronk: death

herd: frank yesterday you saw a puppy when we were walking to the store and you actually started giggling

fronk: death but soft™

herd: apparently i'm a vampire or some shit ??? idk man conspiracy theories are weird

rip: well patrick's the guy with the hats and i'm screaming

jish on the drooms: yellow highlighter

ukulelerapbøy: screaming egg

i want death: well gee thanks guys

snowdude: hey dan

i want death: yeah

snowdude: can you pass me the remote

i want death: 1) you're closer to it than me get it yourself and 2) i'm sitting right fucking next to you just say it out loud

i want death: he just said it out loud phil you dont need to tell me again ik what you said

snowdude: well you said to say it out loud

i want death: t h i s i s n t w h a t i m e a n t