fite me

it's shane gray

toothpaste: guys i'm at a formal event rn

suffering™: what the fuck

toothpaste: i don't know how i got here though

toothpaste: or who these people are

toothpaste: or what this is

toothpaste: or where i am

pure™: what how did this happen

jonnie boi: don't you need to rsvp to go to those

toothpaste: well apparently i did

toothpaste: i may or may not be high as fuck rn but honestly i can't tell

suffering™: okay brendon i'm coming to get you

toothpaste: no i like it here

suffering™: no you don't you're coming home with me

salmon: kinky

suffering™: (1) how???? (2) aren't you brendon's sidehoe anyway

salmon: i am no one's sidehoe

salmon: i am a main hoe

nonbunnary: you go salmon, be confident in yourself

salmon: shut your up

toothpaste: im on a s t a g e

suffering™: what

suffering™: get down from there

toothpaste: no you arent the boss of me

suffering™: brendon send me your location right now

toothpaste: get the fuck out of my room mom

salmon: k i n k y

toothpaste: im singin

snowdude: is he texting and singing simultaneously rn

toothpaste: yep

toothpaste: somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

stumpy stump: brendon send me your location and i'll come get you

toothpaste: okay

suffering™: o h m y g o d

stumpy stump: brendon why the fuck are you at a high school rn

toothpaste: i think this is prom or something idk

stumpy stump: i'll be there in half an hour okay don't do anything stupid

toothpaste: wait where's my shirt

suffering™: what

toothpaste: i just realised i haven't had a shirt on this whole time

suffering™: o h m y g o d brendon

toothpaste: fuck you mom you cant control me

emo lord: i just woke up why is this the first thing i see

itz ya boy troye: it's brendon no one has the answer

emo lord: oh right

ashhole: troye where have you been

itz ya boy troye: talking to gay for josh dun and co.

itz ya boy troye: they're awake at the same time as me unlike you fuckers

godhatesmiles: i'm at your house rn troye

itz ya boy troye: yeah but i talk to you with words you don't count

godhatesmiles: ashley where have you and lauren been this whole time

toothpaste: :^)

ashhole: shut the fuck up nodnerb

ashhole: and lauren's doing some shit and i just woke up

planet green eyes: i am here now yes

planet green eyes: i just left an interview

toothpaste: this is real this is me im exactly where im supposed to be now

salmon: patrick drive faster

stumpy stump: i cant thats illegal

toothpaste: gonna let the light

toothpaste: s h i n e o n m e

stumpy stump: okay im nearly there

itz ya boy troye: thank god

toothpaste: now ive found who i am theres no way to hold it in

stumpy stump: im walking inside

toothpaste: no more hiding who i wanna be

toothpaste: this is me

toothpaste: hey patricks here

stumpy stump: brendon get down

toothpaste: oh my god it's shane gray

stumpy stump: hes singing while texting what the fuck

stumpy stump: hes just wearing sweatpants rn

salmon: o h m y g o d

toothpaste: patrick why are you dragging me im here to partyyyy

stumpy stump: why didnt you just say that out loud

emo lord: why is everyone screaming

toothpaste: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa