fite me

kangaroo rat

i want death: apparently there's a thing that exists called a kangaroo rat

iamhalsey: omg i love troye

itz ya boy troye: fuk off

suffering: she's right tho

weekely: i just woke up who are these people

snowdude: wow r00d

weekely: wtf is a snowdude

i want death: it's a long story

suffering: dallon how did you just wake up they got here yesterday

weekely: i was sleeping

paintbrush: yeah we got that

rip: dallon i don't even sleep that much jesus christ dude

stumpy stump: yeah that's bad dallon

weekely: s h u s h

jish on the drooms: hey guys

jish on the drooms: guess what

rip: no

jish on the drooms: pete you cant disagree with that

iamhalsey: josh let him live his dreams

jish on the drooms: n o

snowdude: what were you saying josh

jish on the drooms: oh yeah right i was saying a thing

itz ya boy troye: josh you weren't saying anything this isn't a verbal conversation

ukulelerapbøy: s h u s h

jish on the drooms: anyway i have decided to go to pride with tyler who's in?

iamhalsey: im going yes

ukulelerapbøy: ashley since when do you display enthusiasm

iamhalsey: gay

ukulelerapbøy: oh right yeah

i want death: phil and i are in la rn for a youtube thing we could go

snowdude: yes

suffering: brendon just started screaming "yes" at me over skype

snowdude: wait you're skyping rn ???

herd: he could've said it in the chat ???

fronk: you guys are typing in the chat and skyping at the same time ?????

weekely: im not in this skype call rn ????????????

itz ya boy troye: i'm literally about to fly out to la in two hours i'm so going

stumpy stump: why are you going to america ?????

itz ya boy troye: why, to further the plot of course!

herd: i hate this chat so much

paintbrush: i think everyone does

itz ya boy troye: gee i don't know what you fellas are talking about this chat is swell

[iamhalsey has removed themselves from the chat]

[paintbrush has added iamhalsey to the chat]

iamhalsey: it was worth a shot

itz ya boy troye: haven't we already established that no one can leave this chat

rip: okay yeah

iamhalsey: also do y'all mind if i add someone

paintbrush: go ahead

[iamhalsey has added laurenj to the chat]

iamhalsey: lauren you have the most boring username wtf

laurenj: i don't think i can compete with some of the people here from what you've told me

itz ya boy troye: *crying*

fronk: what

itz ya boy troye: my ship y e s s s s

ukulelerapbøy: @lauren idk how to pronounce your last name so i'm going with "youreagay"

laurenj: perfect

[laurenj has changed their name to lauren youreagay]

lauren youreagay: i can now compete with whoever i want death is

snowdude: that would be dan

i want death: i couldnt think of a nonbinary pun

ukulelerapbøy: im working on it hakuna your dads