fite me

gay for josh dun

itz ya boy troye: i just got added to some random chat

toothpaste: what by who

toothpaste: also add me

itz ya boy troye: i got removed

itz ya boy troye: also his name was gay for josh dun

jish on the drooms: ummmm ?

ukulelerapbøy: ummmmmmm???????????????????????????????????????????

itz ya boy troye: i got added back okay

suffering™: by gay for josh dun ?

itz ya boy troye: nah his name is strong power thank you and he keeps screaming

snowdude: is he okay

itz ya boy troye: i'll ask hang on

itz ya boy troye: someone named jesus said no

godhatesmiles: ummm excuse them i am jesus with contradictory branding™

herd: okay but who is gay for josh dun

ukulelerapbøy: i am

fronk: other than you dickshit

itz ya boy troye: ayyy someone said that in the group chat you'd be great buds

salmon: who said it

itz ya boy troye: strong power thank you

toothbrush: oh i know him

rip: you do??

toothbrush: nah

itz ya boy troye: i'll find out who these people are hang on

itz ya boy troye: apparently jesus has 12 boyfriends wow

ukulelerapbøy: so jesus was dating the 12 disciples

herd: someone tell the jesus fandom

jish on the drooms: you mean christians

herd: no i meant the jesus fandom

planet green eyes: i just woke up and all i see is jesus has 12 boyfriends

itz ya boy troye: yeah pretty much

itz ya boy troye: apparently these people are in high school what how did that guy have my number

ukulelerapbøy: gay for josh dun ?

itz ya boy troye: ya

itz ya boy troye: he said it was an accident and that his thumbs are "too fucking big for the screen" and managed to get his friend's number wrong

itz ya boy troye: okay apparently strong power thank you's name is namjoon

jish on the drooms: oh so they're korean

stumpy stump: how'd you know that

jish on the drooms: namjoon is a korean name

rip: okay but they're in korea ????

itz ya boy troye: i guess so

itz ya boy troye: they're all pretty good at english and three of them are fluent so i'll be good

toothbrush: okay but a d d m e

suffering™: don't

suffering™: don't make these random kids suffer too

ukulelerapbøy: troye add me and i'll leave gay away

ashhole: what

ukulelerapbøy: i can't leave straight away bc i'm a homosexual but i can leave gay away

[riphas removed ukuelerapbøy from the chat]

[fronk has added ukuelerapbøy to the chat]

ukulelerapbøy: w o w

ukulelerapbøy: how dare you pete

rip: that pun was insufferable

ashhole: pete be nice

rip: no

planet green eyes: tyler i think you're my new hero

ukulelerapbøy: i do what i can

salmon: anyway so what the fuck is happening

fef65b: troye got added to a chat with some korean dudes accidentally and one of them is strong power thank you, one of them is jesus and one of them is gay for josh dun

emo lord: it's sad that that's one of the most normal sentences that has been said in this chat

jonnie boi: hang on

jonnie boi: strong power thank you ??????????

itz ya boy troye: i'm guessing it's some kind of in joke ???????????????

itz ya boy troye: tyler said frick u and now one of them is screaming

stumpy stump: who's screaming ???

itz ya boy troye: no

nonbunnary: you can't disagree with that ?????

itz ya boy troye: that's his username

itz ya boy troye: there's another one called yes

itz ya boy troye: okay so no's name is yoongi

rip: yeah bc his real name was definitely no

godhatesmiles: troye why are you live blogging your confusion

fef65b: just let the australia live his dreams

ashhole: wait you weren't here for that

fef65b: i got josh to explain some shit to me

fef65b: thanks josh

jish on the drooms: welc

itz ya boy troye: i just realised that the chat is named jeongguk appreciation squad

itz ya boy troye: i must find out who jeongguk is and why we are collectively appreciating them

nonbunnary: have fun on your little journey

snowdude: a quest for the truth

nonbunnary: why did you yell that as you typed it phil wtf

itz ya boy troye: okay jeongguk is kookie and i'm guessing his three boyfriends are the ones who decided to appreciate him

toothpaste: ryan and dallon why don't you appreciate me

suffering™: brendon do you really want the answer to that question

toothpaste: yeah no never mind