fite me

ryan just got bamboozled

[my little brother george has changed their name to the van]

the van: here they come theyre on a roll where theyll strike nobody knooooooows

madame gazelle: why do you feel the need to do this everyday

the van: idk it's almost like an excuse to further the plot

madame gazelle: what

[the van has changed daddy's name to scotty tweedie]

scotty tweedie: i miss being daddy can i change it back

mummy: nodnerb get your kinks out of the chat

[the van has changed mummy's name to prank'd]

prank'd: why would you drag me into this shit

[the van has changed mr potato's name to vest]

miss rabbit: okay i don't know what this is

[the van has changed miss rabbit's name to those weird animations between each segment wtf]

those weird animations between each segment wtf: brendon hasn't talked for a while is he okay

the van: :^)

madame gazelle: troye no

scotty tweedie: i know what this is y e s s s s

the van: ye e e e e e e e e

gøldie the gøldfish: troye what the heck

[the van has changed gøldie the gøldfish's name to ninja øne]

[the van has changed ginger the goldfish's name to ninja twø]

ninja øne: bless your soul troye

the van: welc

[the van has changed muddy puddles' name to badge]

badge: hell yeah

madame gazelle: gerard do you even know what's going on

badge: nope

madame gazelle: but ????

badge: h e l l y e a h

[the van has changed dinesaur's name to that asshole kid with the blue hair]

that asshole kid with the blue hair: shouldn't that be ashley

those weird animations between each segment wtf: shut the fuck up fronk oreo

ninja øne: you just got pranked

[the van has changed weekely's name to cameras]

ninja twø: dallon where have you been

scotty tweedie: :^)

cameras: brendon we all live in completely different parts of america and also australia and half of us are touring rn weve been over this

scotty tweedie: but if we weren't then :^)

cameras: no comment

ninja øne: ooooooohhhhhh

ninja twø: oooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh

the van: shit

the van: i have run out of names

madame gazelle: thank fucking jesus

the van: wait

vest: please refrain from fucking jesus

ninja twø: patrick no

ninja øne: my fellow bean

[the van has changed madame gazelle's name to scotty's emo ass hair]

scotty's emo ass hair: troye why

the van: all is complete

scotty tweedie: hey ryan

prank'd: [read 2:43pm]

scotty tweedie: ryan please

the van: nodnerb i don't think he's gonna reply

prank'd: [read 2:44pm]

ninja twø: tyler you moved and now i'm cold get your butt back here

ninja øne: i'm getting food geez i'll be back in a minute

ninja twø: that doesn't change the fact that you left and now i'm c o l d

ninja twø: also please get me a red bull while you're up

ninja øne: okay

ninja øne: <3

ninja twø: <3

badge: domestic™

that asshole kid with the blue hair: cute

ninja øne: shush

cameras: ryannnnnnnnnnn

prank'd: [read 2:47pm]

cameras: ryan respond to brendon he keeps messaging me ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

prank'd: [read 2:59pm]

ninja øne: ryan please do it for dallon

the van: :^)

those weird animations between each segment wtf: troye n o

prank'd: [read 3:01pm]

cameras: r y a n