fite me

look what u dun

itz ya boy troye: guys

ashhole: oh god not again

itz ya boy troye: i said one (1) thing

itz ya boy troye: anyway so i have a conspiracy theory that shane dawson is actually a part of the illuminati but doesn't want to be and is trying to tell us the truth in his conspiracy videos

emo lord: isn't that the "hey what's up you guys, yes" guy

nonbunnary: yep that's him

emo lord: okay thanks

emo lord: memes of him are all over twitter

snowdude: essentially yes

itz ya boy troye: anyway that's my mind blowing theory

itz ya boy troye: also obama is actually being held by the illuminati for knowing too much and trying to tell the world and was only released after the election and until that point he was actually a hologram

ashhole: hey troye

itz ya boy troye: ye

ashhole: shut the fuck up and eat your fairy bread

itz ya boy troye: happily

itz ya boy troye: it's a national delicacy

snowdude: dan just started screaming "life isn't real"

snowdude: okay they just fell face first on the couch and i think they're gonna stay there for a few days

nonbunnary: n o t h i n g i s r e a l

emo lord: o h g o d

plant green eyes: dan look what you've done

jish on the drooms: i'm a motherfrickin starboy

ukulelerapbøy: look what u dun

jish on the drooms: ayyyyyyyyyy

ukulelerapbøy: ayyyyyyyyyy

toothpaste: dammit i was gonna make that joke

rip: i want a divorce

toothpaste: we aren't married

rip: so

fronk: pete where have you been

rip: where have you been

herd: where have half of us been

salmon: honestly who knows

itz ya boy troye: it's almost like there are too many people in this chat and it's hard to include all of us

suffering™: troye stop doing that

itz ya boy troye: no

stumpy stump: okay i think pete's been sleeping for several days or something idk so what's happened since then

nonbunnary: time isn't real

snowdude: shush dan

nonbunnary: okay

planet green eyes: ashley and i are doing the dating thing

ashhole: usernames have been changed

toothpaste: people have been added

emo lord: hi

fef65b: hi

pure™: hi

jonnie boi: hi

nonbunnary: and now i'm having a crisis

stumpy stump: so the usual

suffering™: basically

toothpaste: okay r a d

[suffering™ has removed themselves from the chat]

[toothpaste has added suffering™ to the chat]

emo lord: if i'm not allowed to leave then neither are you ryan

suffering™: every fucking time

planet green eyes: also are we going to talk about how josh said "motherfrickin"

pure™: no i don't think so

planet green eyes: okay