NOTE: (blah) is supposed to be 'strikethrough' damnit
(am tempted to call this "How I Met Your Mother" even tho it has nothing to do with the series thing whatever lol sorry i know nothing about aforementioned)
anyway just how they fell for each other and stuff idk
i just wanted an AU like this idk
check my Artbook so that you can see their kids or smtn idk it's your call
Poofless
· Preston never thought of it much really
· He just thought that Fem! Rob was just a really good friend
· Sure she made his heart race whenever she so much as smiled or talked to him
· And he really liked her company, more than he would really admit
· Plus her pretty pretty eyes seemed to stare into his very being
· The way her hair smelled left him weak in the knees (-very soft and beautiful ahh he could play with her hair all day-)
· And her voice great cactus Jones her voice
· Okay maybe he had a little crush on her but really who could blame him?
· Rob is perfect
· Fem! Rob never thought much of it really
· She knew Preston was more than a friend in her eyes but she wouldn't dare try to voice it out
· They were friends, best friends even, and she didn't want to destroy that
· Still it didn't stop her from wanting it to stop being '(cact)I' and become '(cact)Us"
· Her heart still skips a beat or two whenever they're together and having fun
· She loved the way he brightened up the room with a single smile that made her knees feel like jelly
· And god his eyes
· His eyes burned bright like his avatar did and they stared right into her soul
· Yes she loved him but who could fault her?
· Preston is perfect
· Both their hearts ached to have 'Poofless' canon
· And everytime they have any moment close to being romantic they keep having to remind themselves that it's for the fans, Rob/Preston doesn't like me back, it's just for the fans, it's not real
· It's not REAL—
· But then one night the two of them come home holding hands and Rob's face is a deep red and even though Preston seemed to be slightly injured, they're both smiling widely and looking at each other with hearts in their eyes
· It doesn't really take much for The Pack to put together that they're dating and in love
· "You owe me 20 dollars"
· "Damnit"
· Preston gets worked up when Rob is not by his side, the others have a hard time keeping him calm
· "MY FLOWER QUEEN IS MISSING DAMNIT"
· "she's jUST DOWNSTAIRS YOU JAG"
· (that night replays back in his mind with striking clarity and never had he wanted someone dead this much before but he didn't care, he almost lost her that night and he wasn't ever going to let her out of his sight ever again, not if he could help it)
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Random Drabbles/Plot Ideas
Random*EDIT: WELP NVM THIS IS MY PLOT/STORY IDEA BOOK NOW HAHA, i think? most of my works are character-ambigous so feel free to imagine any of your ships and OTPs while reading (* most are titled with Reader x F/C? near the earlier chapters of this) t...