Hermione Granger x Reader

Random moments

 A/N: I was bored on Tumblr and I found a bunch of sentence prompts, so I just started using all the ones I liked. I honestly have no idea what I did, but oh well. Also, when I looked at the votes for this book it had 666 and, at first, I freaked out, but then I realized it made sense for my gay ass.

"I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid." Y/N crossed their arms, glaring at the girl in front of them.

Hermione's face scrunched in confusion."What? That doesn't even make sense."

"You don't even make sense."

"Really Y/N? You're going to act this childish?"

"I'm not childish, you're childish."

Hermione groaned. "Why do I even bother with you?"

Smiling, Y/N planted a kiss onto Hermione's cheek. "Because you love me."

"If you use up all the hot water again, I swear to god! You're on the couch for a month!!"

"It's not my fault 'Mione! My perfection requires a long hot shower!" You yelled from the bathroom.

"Perfection my arse," Hermione mumbled.

"I heard that!"

"I'll kick his ass if you want me to." You glared at the platinum blond.

"No Y/N, leave Malfoy alone."

"But-"

"No!"

"Ugh! Fine, but if he bothers you then let me know."

Hermione pecked your cheek. "Will do love.

"You're cute when you're all worried." You smirked at Hermione, desperately trying to ignore the pain.

"Well, it's not my fault you almost died."

You groaned. "Keyword is almost."

"I let you win." You crossed your arms looking away from the smirking girl.

"That's what you said last time Y/N."

"I let you win last time as well. What kind of person would I be if I didn't tell you I let you win?"

"An honest one."

"Stop jumping on the bed."

"Come on 'Mione, you know you want to do it."

Hermione looked up from here book. "No, I don't want to be immature like you."

"You became immature when you started dating me."

"Why do you only kiss me when I'm sleeping?"

"Because you're always too busy talking when you're awake."

"I just need ten minutes." Hermione quickly read through her book before you snatched it out of her hands.

"You said that an hour ago. Come on, let's head back to the common room."

Hermione huffed. "I'm not jealous."

"Oh really," Y/N turned to the furious bookworm. "Well, your actions prove otherwise."

"It's not my fault Ginny is always trying to be with you."

You wrapped your arms around Hermione. "Then it's a good thing I'm always trying to be with you."

She smiled. "I wouldn't want it any other way."

"You did WHAT?"

"It was an accident I swear!"

"How do you accidentally turn Harry into a cat!?"

"He was getting on my nerves and one thing lead to another."

Hermione's eyes lit up with excitement as she tackled you into a hug. "I could kiss you right now."

"Oh please do babe."

"I can't believe you dragged me into this!" Hermione exclaimed, glaring daggers at you.

You let out a soft giggle. "I can't believe you let me drag you into this."

Hermione scoffed. "Kiss my arse."

"Gladly."