Again we were fighting , me and my wife . It really works on my nurves so I dicided to just kill her , okay quick decision ! So I just killed her and burried her under the house , through the basement door . I didn't tell my 2 children though . But I think they know cause everytime they look soooooo strange at me ( Just like ' WTF ' or ' Our you fucking kidding me ' ) So I decided to tell them , I said ' Hey kids , euh.... , I need to tell you guys something !
' Really ? Me to daddy ?! '
' Ooh you go first than . '
' Okay.... , Why are you giving mum a piggyback ride all the time ?? ' .......