Boggins, not Baggins. {A Kili love story}

Chapter 4: The line of Durin

The company approached a burnt down farm, just from simply evaluating the scene it told a sad tale. A farmer and his family one lived here, but, someone or something burnt it down and most likely killed them. Saraen, Fili and Kili rode in last just in time to see Gandalf storming off in a huffy rage. 

"Gandalf, where are you going ?!" Cried Bilbo worriedly

"Too seek the company of the only one around here who's got any sense!" replied Gandalf still marching off.

"Oi! And who's that!" interrupted Saraen.

"MYSELF!"

"OI!"

"aww, it'll be ok Sara! You have us still!" Added Kili, swing an arm over her shoulder. She face palmed. 

"I know. Thats just it." Fili burst out laughing and Kili ruffled her hair. Oh no he didn't. She turned her head sharply to him with a cold stare. Kili took this as a warning and started to back up. "Now lets just calm down, and think about this ok?". When Saraen's stare intensified he broke out into a run.

"ACH AZ BRAK!" KILL THE FOOL, she screamed in Khudzul so that Kili would understand. 

"Bilbo!" She screamed towards her hobbit. "Opperate plan 6! Go!" Sara and Bilbo had worked out several plans and strategies in case of emergency. This counted as an emergency. So being the good friend he is, Bilbo slide tackledd Kili's legs. This caused Kili to trip and fall beside Bilbo. Sara noticed that all the dwarves were watching her now so she put on a show; Working fast she launched her self over the back of one of the ponies, and slid on the earth towards Kili and pinned his arms above his head. The dwarves started cheering, hooting and clapping relentlessly because someone finally got Kili back for his tricks. 

"So... Are you going to let me up? Or do you have any more tricks?" He asked with a wink. 

"Just one." she replied. Then she grabbed a bunch of dry leaves and crumbled them into his hair. 

"NOT THE HAIR! NOT THE HAIR." Kili screamed. Sara laughed an evil laugh. but while she was distracted he freed himself and did the same to her with her hair. 

"NOT THE HAIR! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT? NOTHING! THIS. IS. INJUSTICE." she yelled for all to hear.

"Fili, Kili. Go watch the ponies." Commanded Thorin later in the evening. Sara was perched on top of a rock watching the camp and sharpening her sword. The familiar sounds of the stone on metal was relaxing. Out of the corner of her eye Saraen saw Bilbo carry two bowls of soup out of camp to where the mischievous brothers were 'Watching' the ponies. Since the only reason she was the journey was to protect him, she thought it would be best to follow Bilbo.

When she got there she hopped down from the tree she was hanging in a whisper shouted "BOO!" Fili jumped and Kili squeaked and they both dropped their soup. Kili proceeded whined at the loss of his soup.

"So, what did I miss? Wait. Where is my hobbit." It was not a question. It was a demand.

"Well Sara, that's the thing. Umm.. We sort of sent him to go getthepoinesfromtrollsthattookthem." Fili answered.

She took a deep breath. "Go and get Thorin-" "But-" the boys tried to but in, "Do. Not. Test me. Got it? I am going to go make sure we get our bloody hobbit back because you too are too scared of some trolls to go help your friend. I mean, I expected this from Kili-" Kili tried to but in this time again "-But not from you Fili. Now go!"

The boys looked at her in a surprised awe as she drew her axe and dagger and darted towards the troll camp.