Defying Gravity

Sectionals

"I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals advisor." Artie said.

"Oh, the creepy math teacher?" Tina asked.

"He's always singing when he walks down the halls." Kurt said. "Didn't you hear? Lola and Miss Pillsbury are our sectionals advisors." I said.

"Hey, guys. Did any of you think it was weird the way that puck rushed to Quinn's aid during rehearsal yesterday?"

[FLASHBACK: QUINN falls during rehearsal]

"Is it the baby? Is it coming?" Finn said.

"Think we're supposed to get hot towels." Puck said.

"Would you both just shut up! There's, like, sweat on the floor. I slipped, okay? I'm fine!" Quinn said.

I said "You dorks, it's to early in the pregnancy for either of us to go into labor."

"No." Mercedes said.

"I mean, he likes her. I mean, they're friends. We all know that." Artie said. I quickly said "Puck and Finn are always freaking out when I join them for video games. They actually think that playing call of duty will send me into an early labor. Doesn't help that Nick scared the crap out of them by calling me about my appointment with the doctor during one of said gaming sessions."

"Yeah, but it seemed like more than that. I've never told you guys this before, but I'm a little psychic. I can't read minds or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense. Something is definitely going on there." Rachel said. I looked at her and said "And I have spider senses. Grow up Rachel!"

"Uh, we... We got to go."

"We have to practice."

"Oh, and we will, as soon as Mr. Schuester names a faculty advisor to replace him."

"There's nothing to be scared of. I mean, it... It's not like Carrie or anything."

I groaned and said "Not helping Rachel!"

"You know... I'm such an idiot. They would only run the test if one of the parents was Jewish. Yeah, only Jews carry the gene."

"Excuse me Rachel but my cousin isn't Jewish and her baby has Tay-Sachs. In fact, Anne is catholic." Maggie said innocently as we passed by Rachel.

"Oh."

"Okay, I'll see you in rehearsal."

[CUT TO: CHOIR ROOM]

"You have to take me to go get those Jewish baby tests."

"Why? Is that even a real thing?"

"Because, if something is wrong with the baby, Terri Schuester isn't going to take it. And I can't ask Finn. He'll know something's up."

"Does this have to happen tonight? Because I have my fight club."

"Hey, guys? Let's, uh... Let's gather 'round. Well... I have found my second replacement. So, give it up for Ms. Pillsbury."

"She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker."

"So, do you even know anything about music?" Santana snipped. Lola said "Lopez! She is the advisor, I am the director."

"Well... What's important is that she cares about you guys every bit as much as I do. Now... I-I don't know what the future holds for me, and for us, but I know, Saturday, you're going to make me proud. You guys are going to be great. So... Good-bye for now."

"Wait. What about our set list?"

"I... I can't help you with that. You've got to figure that out for yourselves. All right, guys."