Defying Gravity

Preggers

I do not own glee.

Elizabeth's POV

I sat behind the camera watching Kurt, Tina, and Brittany dancing to single ladies. I jumped when I heard a beeping sound and Kurt said "Dad, your home early." I turned as the man said "Deadliest catch is on." He walked forward and said "What are you wearing." Kurt said "It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays. Do sports. They wick sweat from the body." Burt put a finger in Kurt's unitard, letting it snap back into place. He nodded. Tina said "F-f-f-football!"

Kurt said "Yeah, all the guys in football wear them. They're jock chic."

Brittany said "Totally. Kurt's on the football team now. He's the kicker - that's the smallest guy on the field, right?" Kurt gave her the death stare. "Yeah. Brit, Liz, and Tina were just helping me with some conditioning work." I nodded and said "I came up with the idea. My brothers used to take dance lessons to condition for football. I did too for softball. Well Kyle did. No one knows why Matt was there."

"Hmm. Really. You know, I played in JC before I busted up my knee, popping wheelies on my third bike."

"Cool. I guess we'll have something to talk about, then." Kurt chuckled.

"So one of you three his girlfriend?" His dad asked

Kurt looked taken aback by the question, but he put his hand on my back. "But I'm not ready to be exclusive just yet." Confused I just nodded. "Alright, just keep the music down. I can't hear myself think up there."

Burt started to walk back upstairs, but stopped to ask Kurt something. "And hey, Kurt. Be sure to get me a ticket to your first game." I face-palmed. Kurt nodded feverishly. His grin disappeared a second later.

Matthias's POV

"Excuse me, this isn't the right key." Rachel said . I rolled my eyes and flipped through the songs. Kyle texted me Little Miss Bossy is having a hissy fit. I stifled a snort and texted back And B is confused again.

"No. It's actually the right key."

"No, no, this is the alto part." Elizabeth joined our text conversation and said Any one want to knock the hobbit down a few pegs? She's bugging me. I vote for either Tina or Mercedes

"Yep. Tina's doing the solo."

"I'm sorry, there must be some sort of mix up. I thought I made it very clear that anything from "West Side Story" goes to me. Maria is my part! Natalie Wood was a Jew, you know. I've had a very deep, personal connection to this role since the age of one." I hissed "Oh shut up Rachel!" The four around me giggled.

"Well, I'm trying to shake things up a bit. Get us out of our boxes."

"You're trying to punish me." Rachel whined

Liz smirked and said "Oh yes Rachel because you can so be punished for being a diva." Really loud.

Mr. Shue said "I think you're being irrational." Kyle mimed hanging him self and texted Any takers on who's going to steamroll Rachel? Liz texted Oh, please. She won't let herself get steamrolled. She's a drama Queen and a diva.

"I think you're being unfair!" I Whispered "Oh please Rachel. Like your fair to the rest of us."

"I think you're being unfair to Tina, who might have been happy about getting her first solo."

"Tina knows how much I respect her and I think she would agree with me that she's not ready for such an iconic role as Maria." Liz said "Oh shut up Rachel!" While Mercedes interjected with "Wait... I'm a Jet?" Everyone stared at Mercedes like she had just announced that Kurt was straighter than a ruler. Rachel emotionally stormed out of the room. I murmured "Drama Queen."