Defying Gravity

Special Education

"Mr. Schuester, I have an announcement. I’ve selected the perfect moving ballad for Finn and I to sing to launch our performance at Sectionals." Rachel said. Mr. Schue said "Me first. Two things. First, our competition at Sectionals are your classic stool choirs. Great voices, but they don’t move. Now if we’re gonna beat them, we need to do what they can’t. Dance. Which is why I’ve decided to feature Brittany, Liz, and Mike Chang’s sweet moves in our performance." Rachel said "Wait, they’re gonna dance in front of me while I sing my solo?" Mr. Schue said "You’re not getting a solo for this competition Rachel." Mercedes said "Finally! So what song do I get to sing?" Mr. Schue said "I was thinking that the winners of our duets competition would take the leads." Rachel said "Prince Eric and the Little Mermaid?! Wait a-a-are are you trying to throw this?" Ruby said "What's you're problem with me? I've never done anything to you. Same with Kyle. We've never slushied you, never picked on you." Mr. Schue stopped the fight before it could happen and said "Okay, listen, I have talked the talk about everyone in here feeling special for over a year now, but frankly I haven’t walked the walk. I mean, we have got a lot of talent here, and I’m gonna highlight it." Finn and Rachel started whispering and Finn said "Look, I’m all for… pumping up the team, making everyone feel special, but that’s for practice. You don’t take the star quarterback out before the big game." I whispered "Don't say it. Don't say it." Rachel said "Yeah." Tina said "Easy to say when you’re the star quarterback." I groaned silently as my head started pounding. I vaguely heard Finn said "This isn’t just about me, this is about the team." I tried to breath evenly but I gulped silently as my mind was assaulted by images of Kurt and Blaine. I rubbed my temples and tried to get rid of the images. One that particularly stood out was of Blaine on the floor covering his eyes and me screaming at an older sebastian and Nick. I faintly heard Mr. Schue say for me to help with the choreography.

Later I was helping Grandpa Harry and Grandma Ginora make dinner when I said "Is anyone in either side of the family a seer?" Grandma Ginora said "Yes, my mother, Akalka. Why?" I said "I had a vision about Kurt and Blaine. Blaine was on the floor covering his eyes and yelling, Kirt was next to him. I was there too. In fact the entire Glee Club and Nick, Jeff, and Sebastian were there. I was screaming at Seb and Nick about something." I walked to the fridge and pulled out everyone's favorite drinks. Grandpa Harry's butterbeer, Grandma Ginora's cherry pinapple lemonade, Beth's grape juice, Peter's strawberry milk, Uncle Jason's tropical punch iced tea, Aunt Lily's italian creme soda, Blaine's peach soda, Kurt's peach lemonade, Aunt Carole's strawberry tea, the triplet's blood orange sodas, Finn's coke, Burt's diet coke, Quinn's blackberry lemonade, a glass bottle of rootbeer, and my peach and raspberry soda. I levitated the drinks onto my orange and pink tea tray and turned to Grandpa Harry and he said "Did they look older?" I said "Yeah. Also, Blaine wasn't wearing a Dalton uniform. Neither was Jeff. Another thing? Ruby was holding a small baby." Kurt walked in and said "Don't think I want to know but... is that my favorite lemonade?" I nodded and said "I remembered from when we were kids." The four of us walked out to the big dining room and Grandpa Harry put the Grilled Brown Sugar Pork Chops on the mahogany table where everyone was sitting. I put all of their drinks where they went and put my son in his highchair while Puck put his and Quinn's baby in her panda booster seat.  I sat next to Kurt and once everyone was served, we ate.

"Hey, Has any one seen Puck?" Tina asked. "I haven't seen him since yesterday and I need him to get me a churro. He went over to your house yesterday right Liz?" Santana asked. I said "No, that was the day before yesterday. He was supposed to come over and help Quinn and me take care of Peter, Beth, and Emily Elizabeth." Mercedes sakd "be real light on the Mercedes." Mr. Schue looked conversation. I said "Your startng to sound like Rachel." They ignored me and Tina said "If the warblers win it's only because we gave them Kurt. We should not clap." I huffed and said "So I should basically spit in my cousins and Ruby's and my boyfriends faces? Do note that Kurt is by law my cousin and Blaine is my biological cousin. You do this and not only are you disrespecting my friends, your disrespecting me and my family." The girls winced and Tina said "Oh yeah, I forgot you were dating Nick and Ruby was dating Jeff, and that your related to the warblers soloist." Brittany seemed to have not heard my rant and said "If we lose, we should throw possums." Ruby said "Yeah? Well, if you do that I'll hit you with a possum." Santana made to get up when I said "Sit your butt down Lopez." Rachel walked in with her arms crossed and duct tape on her mouth. Mr. Schue said "Rachel, what are you doing?" She peeled off the duct tape and said "My talent is repressed here. I think you're threatened by it." I stood up and knocked my chair backwards. I said "It's not that we're threatened, you imbecilic fashion retarded twit, it's that you hog all the lime light. You weren't voted soloist. Boo freaking hoo, you don't get to sing this time around but you do this to the rest of us all the freaking time. God you're such an annoying brat." Rachel stood up and tried to get in my face, and failed due to me being seven inches taller and said "Well I’m upset! I’m furious about this, about a couple of things actually!" She glanced at Finn. I said "Oh, I'm sorry princess, did I make you mad? Well, deal with it because in real life, you'll be disappointed a lot. I am ashamed of everyone of you. The only ones here who aren't being selfish are Ruby, Kyle, Matt, Blaire, Albus, and I. Now, when we go to Sectionals, we’re gonna be good sports. We’ll cheer on the Hipsters, we’ll cheer on Kurt and the Warblers, and if they win we will congratulate them, because that’s who we are. Do I make myself clear?" Nobody answered. Mr. Schue said "She said are we clear?" Everyone nodded, startled by my rant. Artie turned to the door and said "Dude, where have you been?" Puck walked in, looking disheveled, accompanied by Lauren Zizzes. She said "I found him in a porta potty." I felt my temper, the ever explosive Evans temper, rise. I mentally counted to ten using the actors from Doctor who. I got to McGann before being startled out of my rage induced haze by clapping.