Defying Gravity

Blame it on the Alcohol

I pulled Merida to Rachel's front door. Merida was wearing an emerald green dolly kei dress under a thick, neon pink cardigan. I was wearing a cerulean tank top under my black leather jacket, a black leather miniskirt, black tights and cerulean high heeled knee high converse high tops. Ruby was wearing a red and green outfit that consisted of a neon green tutu, red tights, a green hoodie, a red t-shirt, and one red and one green high tops. Mary was wearing a brown sweep coat over a brown vest, white button up shirt, brown skinny jeans, and brown hiking boots. Her brown hair was in a single braid hanging down her back. Rachel lead us in and said "Welcome, Kurt, Blaine? I didn't expext you. Or Nick, Jeff and Ireland." Merida said "It's Merida, Miss Hobbit." She flicked her blonde bangs out of her face and followed Kurt and Blaine down the stairs. Mary followed Kurt like a puppy. I ignored Mary's obvious case of puppy love, Ruby's sudden bought of moodiness, or Merida's intrest in Blaine. I gave Rachel a look that clearly said she was an idiot. Jeff and Nick stuck with me while Ruby followed Merida and Mary. I heard Puck mention liquor and replicated the liquor.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Several Drinks Later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Ruby's POV

I stood with Kurt and Finn watching everyone get shitfaced drunk. I laughed when I noticed Jeff dancing like an idiot next to Nick and Liz who were very animatedly sucking eachother's faces. I slowly stopped laughing as Kurt and Finn asked each other if they were drinking. They both said no and their reasons. Finn asked me and I said "I don't want my kid being born with FAS. Fetal Alcohol Syndrome." I started laughing when I ntoiced Blaine and Merida dancing funny. I said "I forgot that Jeff told me how UN-dapper Blaine is drunk. It's hilarious." Finn and I started explaning the arcgetypes of drunk people. I said "Exhibit A. Santana, The Weepy, overemotional drunk." Que Santana screaming and crying at Sam. I pointed at Mary and said "The talkative horny girl." We looked over at her and saw her following Kurt and Blaine around chatting their ears off and Merida following her giving Blaine puppy eyes. I pointed at Nick and Liz and said 'Horny drunks." Jeff was down to just his jeans and I said "Brittany and Jeff the two who turn into Strippers." Finn continued until we came right back to Rachel. She stood up and announced a game of spin the bottle.

Liz's POV

I spun the bottle and it landed on Jeff. I darted forward and dragged Jeff into a very heated kiss. We broke apart and Jeff said "Wow Jenifer. That was hot." I said "Same Rikey." Jeff blinked and said "Oh, it's you." I bopped him on the head and sat back down next to Nick who shifted. We went right back to making out until "Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world." We broke apart and looked at the very passionate kiss between the two. Merida and Kurt started trying to break them apart. I whooped because I shipped my cousin and my rival. I shall call it Anderberry. Everyone looked at me, especially Finn and Kurt I blushed and said "I said it out loud didn't I?" Nick said "Yeah babe." I shrugged and started making out some more with Nick.

I woke up the next morning to a pair of arms around my naked form. My eyes shot open and I saw blonde hair, a slightly upturned nose, and pale skin in front of my face. 'Fuck! I had sex with Jeff again!' Jeff groaned and aid "Damn big boobs." I said "Oi! Wake up! I'm not Ruby and you are definitely not Nick no matter how good you are in bed." His eyes opened and he said "Liz?! Did we?" I said "Yep. Don't worry, I'm certain we used a condom if the used condoms are anything to go by." Nick and Ruby were in the doorway. "We knew you guys were going to have sex. We're cool with you guys banging each other so long as it doesn't happen to often." I said "So like over the summer?" The two of them nodded. I said "Deal!" I got out of bed and kissed Nick. I walked over to the shower and Nick followed me.

I walked into school with Merida, Roxie, who finally decided to join us, and Ruby. Today we were matching. We were all wearing pink and gold bangles, a white r5 t-shirt under dress coats, Merida's neon green, Ruby's emerald green, Roxie's yellow, mine blue, black skinny jeans, gold, diamond encrusted bow earrings, r5 pick necklaces and one blue and one green converse. Merida had dyed her hair blonde two days prior and cut it short like jeff's. I'd cut my hair into a bob, it seemed shorter than it was because my hair became really curly. We were also both wearing sunglasses except her's were aviators, mine were pink heart-shaped sunglasses. We walked up behind Artie Sam, Quinn, and Brittany. He offered us bloody Mary's. I said "I can't. My grandpa told me if I drank anymore alcohol this week I'd be grounded." Merida said "I can't have anymore alcohol. I risked having an allergic reaction to the alcohol at rachel's party already." I looked at them and said "Oh my god. You're all still hung over?" Merida and I began giggling. They looked at us confused. I said "If you guys are still hung over then you guys have pitiful tolerance. I drank the most out of everyone and I'm not still hung over."

We sang 'Blame it on the Alcohol'. I was disgusted by the fact that every one else but Ruby and me were drunk. First period and half of us were shitfaced drunk. Again. Ruby whispered "Since you and Jeff are now friends-with-benefits, want to be other mother? And I've decided Rydel's name will actually be Rydel Anthea and Elphie will be Elphaba Elizabeth." I said "Sure?" She smiled and said "Great."

We were halfway through our most recent shopping trip when Ruby went into labor. We'd gone to the music store to buy replacement strings for my guitar when Josh said "Guys! Ruby's in labor!" I immediately dragged them out of the store after paying for my replacement strings. Jeff took Ruby in his car and I took everyone else in my car. We got there quickly. Ruby was admitted quickly. Jeff went with her, leaving everyone else in the waiting room.

A few hours later, Jeff came out and said "They're here!" I was the first one up and we all followed Jeff to where they were. I noticed that one had blonde hair and the other had brown hair.

We were backstage. Rachel offered everyone alcohol. I declined, needing to be sober for when I went to get Ruby, Jeff, Rydel, and Elphie from the hospital. I was wearing a Cerulean tank top under a black t-shirt, ripped jeans and cerulean converse. We did the performance but at the end Santana and Brittany threw up all over Rachel and themselves. We all left. I changed back into my black tank top, black and purple cardigan, black skinny jeans, and my black r5 converse. I drove down to the hospital and picked them up.