Hello I'm Not Satan

Dang it Lucius I said No llama's

I sat on the grass waiting for my alpacas. The sun beat down on me, making me a dark red. I swear I wasnt here to get a tan I was here to get alpacas. I grumbled and threw myself on the grass groaning. 

Taking out my phone I dialed for Lucius.

"Where are my alpacas"

"I dont give a shit"

"Llamas really"

"Who do you think I am?"

"Yes I am your dad ans Satan"

"Dont get sassy"

"No please dot tell mom"

Then he hung up. Being a little prissy he is went to tell my wife. Which scared me because she whips me. Not in a sexual way like hardcore whipping. 

Standing up I looked around my eyes settling on 5 llamas coming out of the woods. 

The little fuck didnt get Alpacas.