Hello I'm Not Satan

Its always Ok

"Does this dress make me look fat" my mom asked for the 100th time. 

My dad wanted a birthday party at McDonalds, we had to deliver or he would cry. 

My mom was getting all dolled up and i was only going for the nuggets.

My wife says no because they are fattening.

But i say yes because im satan.

its always ok if its for satan