Hello I'm Not Satan

No more toes

After the Shrek thing my mom left and my dad did to. My sister burnt down the pizza places because they denied her and my son. 

My son. 

He got me on my knees. Called up Jesus and said that I surrendered myself to him. 

Not only did I pound his face in .

I said "this is my swamp while doing so" 

Now I have no toes.