Hello I'm Not Satan

Poking and Wars

I call for a dramtic plot twist. 

The alpaca's were usefull for somethings, like lighting my neighbors on fire. Which is pretty cool, and getting free pizza. There flame breath scared the delievery boys away. 

I killed them. It was an accident. 

I was doing my daily rounds, and all of a sudden I was engulfed with flames. Well I'm used to it but it was from my alapca. I was so angry I poked it and it died. 

Being that fire shot from my finger. 

Accident I swear. 

Oh and, me and Lucious are in a war right now.