Hello I'm Not Satan

Farmers and Ordering Alpacas

I accended the stairs to the human world. The bright sun beaming down on my red skin. I tipped my hat over my head and looked around. 

The area was green and posh. Prettyand stuff. Makes me swoon that humans haent ruined everything yet. 

Anyway the Alpacas. I want a white one I will nname marshmellow. A brown one named brownie. Then one thats a cracker color. ANd then they breed. AndI can ame the child smore.

God I love smores. In hell they always gave me smores because the fire always melted it before I could eat it. 

I made my way over to a farmer I suspect. He wore a hat. And I'm becoming a farmer. 

I'm wearing a hat. 

"Uh sir where can I get a farm and Alpacas?" I asked him keeping my head low. 

I really dont need anyone up my ass about being red. Maybe I'm just really sun burnt. 

All the time. 

He gave me this weird look and pointed over to an abandoned farm then said "You'll have to buy the alpacas".

Thanks. For not havig my alpacas. 

"Hi lucius"

"Send me 3 alpacas I'll text you how I want them"

"Yes I'm going throuhg with this"

"Shut up and do it boy"