Hello I'm Not Satan

Family Reunion and Pizza

My mom called my sister and told her about this new creation called Pizza. And my sister said she would be coming very soon. 

She came an hour later with 50 boxes of pizza telling me to shut up and eat them with her before my parents see. 

We spent the next 30 minutes eating 20 pizzas and my parents finding outand setting us on fire. 

It didnt hurt. 

But my mom spanked me. 

My sister said that I made her do it. 

They didnt even give me one bite of pizza after that

Dammit.