Sexual Harassment and Llamas

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by dirtyshirts

by dirtyshirts

I realized I have to kill my son. He sent me llamas thinking they were alpacas. Now i'm stuckwith 5 llamas.

There is an obvious difference between the two. Alpacas are more fab. (Yes I just did that. Way to set a trend right. Satan is starting to catch up).

I stroked the llamas head and glanced around the empty farm.

My phone rang and I rolled my eyes as my sons name appeared on the phone.

"Hey"

"Uh-"

"What condoms"

"Should I be scared"

"Lucius this isnt your girlfriend"

"Its really not ok"

"Dont break the whip"

"You love me"

"YesI do not have a soul"

"Send me alpacas"

"Please"

"Llamas arent as cute as alpacas"

He hung up.

I am going to kill him.

You dont hang up on someone who can slay you.

Dammit Lucius.